The Urban Erma

Anthony Weiner: Show Us Your Stimulus Package

This week The Urban Erma gives America a different take on Weiner's Weiner.

The Best Seat in the House

This week, The Urban Erma goes to the theater and ends up sitting in the tech booth.

Meeting the Generation Gap, On My Way to Becoming the Crazy Aunt

This week The Urban Erma comes perilously close to being the "crazy" aunt. Thanks, TSA! (Featuring new theme music by Greydon Square!)

Is That Your Real Hair?

This week The Urban Erma gets icy when a callous clod publicly asks her a socially awkward question.

My Right Eye Goes Rogue and My Inner Conspiracy Theorist Talks Smack

A twitching eye lid sent The Urban Erma to the Doctor and her Inner Conspiracy Theorist had a field day.

Manners are Due a Dog

This week The Urban Erma ponders the wisdom of "knocking before entering" as she watches a young lady almost knock herself unconscious trying to break down a locked bathroom door.

I’m Big in Uzbekistan?

This week stand-up comedian Leighann Lord picks up a new Twitter follower from a most unlikely corner of the pale blue dot.

Off with Her Hair

This week The Urban Erma ponders India's cultural/religious custom of hair cutting and takes a personal pass. This was post was originally done as part of my recurring segment on "Agnostic Radio," "The Word of the Lord."

My Furry Boys Have a Falling Out

This week, all hell breaks loose on the home front when dog and husband square off over a watch.

Me? A Supermodel Look-A-Like?

This week The Urban Erma is told she looks like a certain Supermodel and she catwalks her way to Google to get the skinny.